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Yes, of course, you should be working. But it's much more fun to look at all the shiny, shiny links below...

Thrill!... at what this guy does with his body, starting 45 seconds into this video!

Chill!... with the smooth vocal stylings of Leonard Nimoy!

Fear!... the wrath of this perturbed frog!

Ponder!... the beauty a new haircut can give you!

Lament!... the sad state of today's youth!

Beware!... your shadow when you teach math!

Recoil!... at the horror of the disease people call Jaan Pehechaan Ho, which makes its victims don silly masks and dance about while having seizures!

Wail!... at the fate of these amazing wooden dancers!

Shock!... yourself by viewing the shocking private activities of the Count and Bert from Sesame Street or the dark underside of Snuggles Bear!

Slack!... with the confidence and class that only "Bob" can provide!

Drive!... yourself ape for over four mesmerizing minutes!

Eat!... these delicious foods of yore!

Do NOT Eat!... your friends or their by-products or this Onion!

STILL HERE, AND LOOKING FOR MUSICAL SUGGESTIONS? THEN...

Watch!... James Brown dazzle for 20 minutes at the T.A.M.I. show in 1964! He was followed by the Rolling Stones, who knew they had been completely upstaged, although they maybe weren't quite as bad as this suggests.

Gasp!... at the incandescent, raw power of 1970s rock legends KISS! (And, yeah, they overemote in the original too.)

Enjoy!... this amazing 4 minute history of hip hop, courtesy of French beatboxer Eklips. C'est bon!

Gaze!... on the duo of Too Many Zooz playing in a New York subway in 2017!

Know!... that whether or not you love early Kate Bush (which I do), you will love Shambush I, Shambush II, and Shambush III. (Note: The first link is the first offical video, but in the second official video Kate does the same dance, but is indeed wearing a red dress in the woods. I'd link it if the director hadn't sued it out of existence on the web, but this snippet will give you a good idea.)

Marvel!... over the question of whether The Ventures are men or machines as they whip though Caravan live in Japan in 1966!

Study!... the sage advice of the All Music Guide, which reviews just about every music group/artist and CD ever released including...

(Feel free to ignore
all information past 1977).

The Zombies

Nice glasses, guys!
Fiona Apple
Jill Sobule

and, of course,
those lovable moptops,
The Beatles

or

Luxuriate!... in my favorite obscure Power Pop bands, like...
Jellyfish
Roger Klug
The Posies
and The Wondermints
Mothboxer
and The New Pornographers,

which you can hear on Jeff Shelton's Power Pop Show (podcast here).

Satisfied? Good.


NOW GET BACK TO WORK


...or play ancient video games like Spacewar (from 1962!), Asteroids, and Lunar Lander, or watch someone play Death Race, a game so "violent" that people were outraged (in 1975).


...or, even worse, repeatedly check out this worthless, time-wasting site.